🐒🦍 Sampson is the house handicapper: 🐒 Matt plays every pick on DraftKings and 🦍 Jack rides them in cash at regular odds (Jack's own picks count for him, not Sampson); 🦧 Dylan, 🐔 Steven, 🔥 Asher and 🐦⬛ David run their own picks.
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The climb
Live slips
Open slips
Future slips
Settled today
Drop a slip
screenshots go straight to Sampson, who logs themThe ledger
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The books
By sport
By bet type
DK promo boosts and model picks are 🐒's DraftKings tickets; cash copies are 🦍's regular-odds copies of them; everything else is each member's own app. Model picks only go in when the math clears on its own; at 50 graded model picks we check whether they keep going.
By team / player
Teams
Players
First, in parentheses: the leg record, every leg graded on its own, so a player who hits his leg in a parlay that loses still gets the win; each member's ticket counts its own legs, so a 🦍 copy or a tail adds its legs too. Then the ticket record: tickets with that team or player on them, each member's ticket counted with its own money, parlays included (a 🦍 copy is his own bet); $ and ROI go with it. Team rows count team markets only: the side picked on moneylines, spreads, team totals, team period lines and first to score; both teams on game or period totals (nothing is picked there); the named team on team futures. Player props and award futures (MVP) count only on the player's row, never his team.
Week by week
Weeks run Tuesday to Monday. Room = how much more the week can risk without breaking its loss limit.